DAT BITCH IS A LIAR

*CUE SAD SLAVIC ACCORDION INSTRUMENTALS* [link]

"MOTHER WE'VE BEEN STANDING IN LINES FOR HOURS"
"SOON WE WILL BE IN AMERICA, SON. WE WILL NEVER STAND IN ANOTHER LINE AGAIN."

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: POLLOCKS HATE STANDING IN LINES SO HE INVENTED THE FREEZE RAY

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: POLLOCK AND HIS AMERICAN NEIGHBOUR TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: WE EAT LOTS OF PICKLES AND SAUSAGE
AND ROTTEN CABBAGE

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: WE'RE VERY HOSPITABLE TOO, THAT'S WHY GRU MADE THE GIRLS BEDS OUT OF BOMBS


FOR THOSE OF YOU LESS VERSED ON HISTORIES, BEFORE 1989 YOU HAD TO STAND IN LINE FOREVER TO GET ANYTHING AT A STORE IN SOVIET COUNTRIES. THIS IS HOW WE FEEL THE FREEZE RAY CAME ABOUT.

ALSO, TURTLENECKS: [link] HE IS BUILDING A ROBOT TO STAND IN LINE FOR HIM.

HE IS IRL GRU: [link]
SWEETLITTLEKITTY: THAT CHILD SAYS HE NEEDS TO SHIT

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: AND HE'S LIKE, WAIT FOR A WHILE

SWEETLITTLEKITTY: AND THE KID SHITS IN HIS PANTS


God another turtleneck: [link]